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Bloddo 3 Release Plus Some
Written by Daniel Pumford on January 20, 2009 at 4:

Finally, some winsauce!

Those guys over at faucet have released the third part of their Bloddo series, Bloddo 3 (which interestingly enough has no fancy title). You can check it out here:

Ya, Faucet has described this to be the most epic of the three, in terms of story and gameplay. This is in fact a true statement, because there are many new and exiting challenges that await the player. So give it a try by following the link above!

In other news, you may have noticed the Project 1 page has been striped of all it's information, and replaced with a picture. The reasoning of which will be revealed soon.
So sit tight.

The storm is almost over...

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Apologies...and...WHAT?!
Written by Steak on November 11, 2008 at 8:04 AM

As you can probably tell, Bloddo 3 was not released on Sunday.  Let me apologize on behalf of David T., who had the copy of the game 99.5% done BUT got grounded so could not release the game.

Why he could not have given the copy to somebody else to release, I am not sure.
But that is why the game has not been released yet.  It will soon.  Or else. :D

On a side note, Dot Wars Assassins' 1st birthday is coming up THIS Sunday.  And it cannot be changed, no matter how screwed up the lolz of physics have been.  I will make a pretty cool banner for it sooner or later.

Maybe.
Who knows, I might get grounded.

Oh, and uh, something none of you have heard from in a while...

Not the newsletter.
Not Project One.
Not the apocalypse.

But our COMIX!!

That's right, our comix. They are going to be...dare I say it...UPLOADED TO THE INTERNETS FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE! Unfortunately, they are not the 125+ comix I managed to make and 15+ comix Riley made, as those met the trash compactor due to some evil sources of fail.  But these are our NEW IMPROVED COMIX, like people are more than just stick figures (OMG!) and they are colored as well.  Like...whoa.

We will have a new website created for these über leet comix.  So yeah...something you can look forward to!  Probably. 
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  New November!!!

 November is here, and to welcome it, Emberware is back with more than ever this month: The anniversary of our first game, Dot Wars: Assassins is on the sixteenth. Also, watch as the Faucet Division releases it's third game of the Bloddo trilogy: Bloddo 3. Surely to be the most epic game, if you have never tried Bloddos one or two, check out the Faucet Division page.(NOTE: Yes, the quality of the game DOES get better as they go on.)

Next up on our November slate -- We reveal more about Project One! Stay tuned into the site to see what all will be in store for you guys. The Project One tab to the right will tell you all you need to know about Emberware's new game - slated for a 2010 release.

Thanks for visiting the site, tell your friends!

Riley - Co-Founder/Leader and All-Around Emberware'er - Tuesday, November 4, 4:51 PM

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Happy Halloween
Written by Steak on October 31, 2008 at 8:18 PM

Well, it is Halloween.  Duh.  Be careful out there tonight.  A few things you should watch out for:

1) Do not cross the street when a car is conspicuously driving on it (especially in your direction).
2) Do not get poisoned candy from people.
3) Do not eat poisoned candy that you should not have gotten.
4) Do not get food poisoning from candy, already poisoned or otherwise.
5) Do not contract AIDS from candy.
6) Do not spread said AIDS.
7) Do not scare people to death, literally.
8) Do not be literally scared to death.
9) Keep your clothes on in a haunted house and do not bend over, no matter how much you need that soap.  Unless you are Wesley.  Then you need the soap under any circumstances.
10) Do not contract AIDS, poison, or food poisoning from stripping and/or bending over in a haunted house.
11) Do not spread said AIDS, poison, or food poisoning.
12) Halloween is the best day to become an hero.
13) OHMYGOSH THIRTEEN? ON HALLOWEEN? DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM

Other than that, Halloween should be relatively survivable.
You may have noticed that EmberWare has managed to concoct (without using poison or AIDS, thank you very much!) a treat of our own for you.

Yeah, a new site banner!!!!!!!
.....Whoo.

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Upcoming Dates
 Written by Steak on October 27, 2008 at 12:06 PM

So you may have noticed that the news is on the front page now.  Well good, because that's where it belongs!

Well, we at EmberWare have some pretty important dates coming up.  On November 9th (two weeks from yesterday), Faucet Games will be releasing Bloddo 3.  On the same date as Halo 2?  AAAAAA.

One week later (Nov. 16), it will be Dot Wars: Assassins' first anniversary.  Yaaay.
Just some info for ya.